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Post by peppermintpatti on Jul 4, 2008 20:29:05 GMT -8
No, its called a man ****.
What's the meaning of life?
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Post by zat on Jul 5, 2008 2:24:01 GMT -8
To yield to temptation before it goes away.
Why is tasty food unhealthy and healthy food deperately tasteless?
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Post by Tony on Jul 5, 2008 2:47:39 GMT -8
Cos everything in this world is backwards! Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time , you are near?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2008 3:02:36 GMT -8
Cos the Carpenters make them!
Why do we not learn from our mistakes the same way dogs do??
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Post by james on Jul 5, 2008 3:55:26 GMT -8
Cos the Carpenters make them! Why do we not learn from our mistakes the same way dogs do?? Because we are barking mad. Why has nobody invented a skyhook.
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Post by b@@b on Jul 5, 2008 10:48:28 GMT -8
Why has nobody invented a skyhook. Because scientists unilaterally decided they wouldn't want them poor ditzy seagulls to clotheline themself on it. Why is it cold outside here, and it's July?
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Post by SandraC on Jul 5, 2008 16:51:44 GMT -8
It's because of Global Warming, this coldness you're having. ;D
Why is rain so melancholy?
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Post by james on Jul 5, 2008 17:39:12 GMT -8
It's because of Global Warming, this coldness you're having. ;D Why is rain so melancholy? Because Trisha Yearwood sang about it.
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Post by b@@b on Jul 5, 2008 20:30:30 GMT -8
It's because of Global Warming, this coldness you're having. ;D ah-hahh!! That makes pefect sense now! Well, since james didn't pose a query, I will. How come I never ever see duck or goose roadkill? (not that I want to...) (Cars stop. All of them, when a group is crossing a road, on a major road even (my street). Rescue vehicles as well.... I wonder if they would in pursuit. Some time someone has gotta say "f - it", ...right?)
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Post by SandraC on Jul 6, 2008 7:22:14 GMT -8
Because ducks and geese can fly!
Is coffee addictive?
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Post by BILLI on Jul 6, 2008 9:41:03 GMT -8
hell to the yah!
Does life actually go slower when you are a child? (Cuz now that I am 46 it is freaking flying by!)
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Post by b@@b on Jul 6, 2008 10:19:47 GMT -8
Hah! You noticed that as well. Because when we're kids we want tomorrow to come fast. When we're adults we want it to stay away. So perception of time gets reversed. Okay I answered so pardon me to revert to a topic. Because ducks and geese can fly! It's against the law for citizens to conflict with flying creatures then?.
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Post by peppermintpatti on Jul 6, 2008 12:35:35 GMT -8
Yes it is.
Why is it when its time for you to go on lunch break you're not hungry but then as soon as you clock back in you get hungry?
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Post by xxys000 on Jul 7, 2008 2:35:50 GMT -8
Yes it is. Why is it when its time for you to go on lunch break you're not hungry but then as soon as you clock back in you get hungry? Because as someone so wisely posted earlier...the world is backwards! Tell me why I don't like Mondays? (boomtown rats anyone???)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 5:22:13 GMT -8
Cos it's a rat trap Judy, and we've been caught! Why do most radio stations bombard us with crap music?? They're meant to be experts in their field!
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Post by alikat on Jul 7, 2008 5:41:31 GMT -8
Cos it's a rat trap Judy, and we've been caught! Why do most radio stations bombard us with crap music?? They're meant to be experts in their field! Because most radio stations are crap and many of their listeners wouldn't know good music if it came and slapped them in the face! I base this argument on the fact that, if they did, this board would have millions of members by now... How long is a piece of string?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 6:24:45 GMT -8
About 3 ft 6.. i think.
Where do all your missing odd socks go?
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Post by SandraC on Jul 7, 2008 6:56:29 GMT -8
The washer eats them.
Why do we cry from happiness and sadness?
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Post by BILLI on Jul 7, 2008 7:08:05 GMT -8
because there is a fine line between the two!
Why am I more tired on a cloudy day regardless of how much sleep I get?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 7:30:02 GMT -8
Cos clouds are big fluffy balls of depression...the sun makes people happy. It didnt rain for 3 days here about a month ago and everyone was in such a good mood!
Why do we keep so much crap on our houses thinking that "some day" it might come in handy!
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Post by xxys000 on Jul 7, 2008 7:43:42 GMT -8
because that's what our grandmothers did...
When will we see the chicks on the road again? (that could stop this thread in it's tracks!)
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It's been a long time gone.
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Post by KeeWee on Jul 7, 2008 8:37:33 GMT -8
After Martie has her baby and the Chicks realese another album. Hopefully...
Why is black nail polish thought of as "gothic"? (And yes I wear it. No I'm not goth.)
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Post by peppermintpatti on Jul 7, 2008 9:33:23 GMT -8
Because black is associated with sadness and depression which is a huge part of the gothic look.
Why is it while your at work you're incredibly tired, but when you get home you're wide awake?
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Post by drizzletown on Jul 7, 2008 10:47:56 GMT -8
I think it's the industrial fluorescent lighting (the little home bulbs (CFL's) are much better don't you think?). Why do we care what others think, so much?
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Post by b@@b on Jul 7, 2008 14:28:39 GMT -8
because the looking-glass-self is our most outta control mental instinct for which there is no known medicative nor proven therapeutic diversion.
Who ya gonna call?!...
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