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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2008 0:38:18 GMT -8
Cos it hasnt got fingers to scratch it's arse! Where did BrittGibbs go?!
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Post by alikat on Jul 2, 2008 0:51:47 GMT -8
Where did BrittGibbs go?! Into the Bermuda Triangle ... or perhaps Britt is really still with us...in another guise Do you know the way to San Jose?
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Post by Tony on Jul 2, 2008 4:52:09 GMT -8
No, but I know a man who does..............
Why is Rugby and American Football played with 'odd shaped' balls?
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Post by oregonchickfan on Jul 2, 2008 7:27:08 GMT -8
Billi, where the hell have ya been, these last three days?? (yes that's a question, for anyone, but billi) ;D OH MY HELL! Where have I been? I been meeting the one and only ROSIE FREAKING O'DONNELL!(pics tomorrow but for now you can catch me in the post on her blog entitled Washington, I am at the end, dark short hair, black pants and shirt she is on my cell phone talking to my friend!) Then tonight I went and listened to my other favorite.....not Heart Drizz, but BILLY FREAKING IDOL!!!!! Hot damn people! I dont think this day could get any better!! (except if I was meeting the Chicks of course!) Just watched the video, she seems down to earth. Congrats on being able to meet her.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2008 7:37:25 GMT -8
No, but I know a man who does.............. Why is Rugby and American Football played with 'odd shaped' balls? Cos someone sat on a normal football one day and they couldnt find another one! When you go to Heaven, do you wear the clothes you were buried in forever?
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Post by drizzletown on Jul 2, 2008 8:22:34 GMT -8
Well, cherubs are nude, and angels seem to wear white. But my guess is, it all turns to dust.....so don't worry yourself about it. When will schools have all the money they need, and yet the Air Force have to hold a bake sale for funds? Just saw the similar famed bumper sticker.
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Post by b@@b on Jul 2, 2008 8:27:42 GMT -8
I guess so. ...So someone had better bring a wardrobe because Heaven is gonna be WAY outta styyyyle!! woops... eta, because drizz beat me to this. When the pizzas, pies, and goodies sold door to door by frowning lil children finally taste good. But, they will always be better than Air Force Cookies. Is a weed really a 'weed'?
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Post by peppermintpatti on Jul 2, 2008 13:11:05 GMT -8
Yes.
Why do babies fall asleep at the most inconvient time, such as the checkout line at the grocery store?
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Post by duncan175 on Jul 2, 2008 13:56:19 GMT -8
Yes. Why do babies fall asleep at the most inconvient time, such as the checkout line at the grocery store? cos they are smart, i can't think of a better thing to do in a checkout line is it better to burn out than to fade away? (i'm gonna see neil young on sunday ;D ;D ;D ;D)
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Post by peppermintpatti on Jul 2, 2008 16:59:54 GMT -8
Nope, it's better to rise than fade away. (google that ) Why do the sterilize the needle before leathal injections?
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Post by BILLI on Jul 2, 2008 18:48:20 GMT -8
habit
why do some people have to be joy stealers?
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Post by peppermintpatti on Jul 2, 2008 20:19:28 GMT -8
Because misery loves company.
Why do idiots get elected president?
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Post by alikat on Jul 2, 2008 21:23:51 GMT -8
Because misery loves company. Why do idiots get elected president? Because the position of Prime Minister was already filled! Why does Dawn Chorus only sing in the early morning?
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Post by KeeWee on Jul 3, 2008 6:17:22 GMT -8
Cause Evening Chorus is lazy in the morning.
Why is Jessica Simpson changing over to the country industry?
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Post by BILLI on Jul 3, 2008 8:33:51 GMT -8
because she has run out of any other idea on how to get uber famous! (and she is stupid!)
Why doesn't inflation affect "a penny for your thoughts"? I mean seriously shouldn't it be a "million for your thoughts" by now?
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Post by b@@b on Jul 3, 2008 10:08:43 GMT -8
Because, frankly, too many people's thoughts out there still ain't worth a penny. So, unilaterally, we all get ...minimum wage....for our thoughts. Why do we drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2008 10:30:07 GMT -8
Cos the person who invented both words was dyslexic!
Who's on first?
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Post by peppermintpatti on Jul 3, 2008 10:58:05 GMT -8
Telia Taqeula
Why don't chickens fly?
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Post by BILLI on Jul 3, 2008 12:10:52 GMT -8
I believe it has something to do with wing span?
What should someone do who needs to get a life but hasnt a clue how to do it?
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Post by peppermintpatti on Jul 3, 2008 14:39:37 GMT -8
Google it!!!
Who decided that it was okay to wear socks with sandals?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2008 14:53:55 GMT -8
The Irish..
Why is "phonetically" not spelt with an "f"?
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Post by b@@b on Jul 3, 2008 16:26:32 GMT -8
Because the word refers to human sounds, so they wanted a way to get an 'h' in there, representing humans, instead of an 'f' which could mean...frogs, or fairies, or finches, or..... Why did cheesy ass parents the world wide change the phrase "Way'ta go! " into "Way'ta be! " at youth sport events ... ?
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Post by BILLI on Jul 3, 2008 16:28:39 GMT -8
The Irish.. Why is "phonetically" not spelt with an "f"? wow I was gonna say the answer to Peps was "anyone from Seattle" Irish we have so much in common! By the way..... Seattle-ites ALL think they invented the sock sandal combo.... just a little FYI for ya! ;D
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Post by BILLI on Jul 3, 2008 16:30:22 GMT -8
...Someone who feels comfortable walking around with a wedgie in their drawers. Why did cheesy ass parents the world wide change the phrase "Way'ta go! " into "Way'ta be! " at youth sport events ... ? they are prolly the same parents who want to change the rules of games so kids never have to lose! How many times does someone use ya for a doormat before you realize you got footprints on yer arse?
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Post by SandraC on Jul 3, 2008 16:33:28 GMT -8
Hmm. . . once.
If you're a musician, did you get nervous when you played your first venue?
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