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Post by b@@b on Jul 3, 2008 16:38:38 GMT -8
To billi's, I was gonna say it depends on whether you're a front door mat or a back door mat. If you're a musician, did you get nervous when you played your first venue? Nope. There were too many other lil instrumentalists around me to screw up, so I didn't have to feel left out if i did. I ended up being AWEsommme. Are lower back love handles ...caused by eating too soon before you go to sleep...on your back (gravity) ?
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Post by BILLI on Jul 3, 2008 19:14:30 GMT -8
^ on women or men?
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Post by peppermintpatti on Jul 3, 2008 20:03:36 GMT -8
The Irish.. Why is "phonetically" not spelt with an "f"? wow I was gonna say the answer to Peps was "anyone from Seattle" Irish we have so much in common! By the way..... Seattle-ites ALL think they invented the sock sandal combo.... just a little FYI for ya! ;D I've got a machine gun waiting for them then. LOL. I hate that combo, it makes no sense. To answer boob, its neither. A magical fairy puts it there. Going along with socks with sandals, who thought it was okay to wear a sweater vest with short sleeves?
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Post by BILLI on Jul 3, 2008 20:29:42 GMT -8
prolly a politician!
Why does snow come down in white flakes when an ice cube is clear?
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Post by zat on Jul 4, 2008 3:53:07 GMT -8
So that it looks nice on a christmas three.
Why do flies keep coming for a walk on computer screens?
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Post by alikat on Jul 4, 2008 4:45:08 GMT -8
Why do flies keep coming for a walk on computer screens? Because they prefer them to rams. Did Josey Wales have any in-laws?
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Post by james on Jul 4, 2008 5:00:11 GMT -8
Why do flies keep coming for a walk on computer screens? Because they prefer them to rams. Did Josey Wales have any in-laws? Good question. How does the man/woman who drives the snow plough get to work.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2008 5:23:46 GMT -8
With a shovel and a big pair of wellys!
Why is the majority of the world's leaders greedy and close-minded??
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Post by b@@b on Jul 4, 2008 6:22:56 GMT -8
Because they are all related.
So how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?
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Post by chicksfan on Jul 4, 2008 6:56:28 GMT -8
88! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by zat on Jul 4, 2008 7:14:40 GMT -8
Enough to be roasted afterwards.
Why do neighbours dogs have to bark all through the night?
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Post by zat on Jul 4, 2008 7:16:34 GMT -8
Hey! that was my 100th post. Not that it matters much... Well, it does... to me... a bit...
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Post by james on Jul 4, 2008 8:10:37 GMT -8
Why do birds sing so gay.
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Post by b@@b on Jul 4, 2008 11:32:21 GMT -8
^^ ummmm, you have to answer a question before you can ask one...
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Post by james on Jul 4, 2008 12:23:17 GMT -8
^^ ummmm, you have to answer a question before you can ask one... Sorry.
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Post by b@@b on Jul 4, 2008 14:03:46 GMT -8
Enough to be roasted afterwards. Why do neighbours dogs have to bark all through the night? Because they are being mooned. Why do birds sing so gay. They are reincarnated fairies. Can I get a "hell yeah"?
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Post by alikat on Jul 4, 2008 14:49:45 GMT -8
Hell no! When a male gooseberry has a date with a female gooseberry and the female gooseberry's best friend tags along, is the best friend still referred to as a gooseberry?
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Post by BILLI on Jul 4, 2008 15:24:16 GMT -8
no she would be then refered to as a "gooser"
What is a male slut called (cuz we all know they exist!)?
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Post by chicksfan on Jul 4, 2008 16:26:20 GMT -8
Lucky! Was that inappropriate?
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Post by SandraC on Jul 4, 2008 16:31:34 GMT -8
Hmm. . Vaguely.
Can we call them 'man ****s'?
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Post by james on Jul 4, 2008 16:35:00 GMT -8
Enough to be roasted afterwards. Why do neighbours dogs have to bark all through the night? Because they are being mooned. Why do birds sing so gay. They are reincarnated fairies. Can I get a "hell yeah"? Love it. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2008 17:50:34 GMT -8
No
Is it not a gigilo?!
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Post by b@@b on Jul 4, 2008 18:12:40 GMT -8
It is not. "Heza playy-ahh!!"
Ya heard?
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Post by SandraC on Jul 4, 2008 19:21:55 GMT -8
Ditto.
How long does love take?
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Post by BILLI on Jul 4, 2008 19:50:00 GMT -8
Its sweet time!
Isnt a man slut called a "he-****"?
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