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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2008 15:37:12 GMT -8
Not Dan Aykroyd..he got fat!.. When was the last time you cried to a song?
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Post by james on Jul 7, 2008 16:07:08 GMT -8
Not Dan Aykroyd..he got fat!.. When was the last time you cried to a song? I think it was Landslide during all that crap with the Chicks. Cant believe i am home from Canada,how did that happen.
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Post by BILLI on Jul 7, 2008 17:11:54 GMT -8
You hopped a plane?
Not copying Pep but along the same lines.... how come at night I am dead tired on the couch, yet when I get up and go to bed my eyes wont stay closed?
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Post by peppermintpatti on Jul 7, 2008 17:59:50 GMT -8
Because your body likes messing with you.
Why is it the most idiot proof system still manges to be defeated by idiots?
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Post by KeeWee on Jul 7, 2008 18:39:28 GMT -8
Cause the idiot-proof system isn't as smart as some people think it is. Idiots can be smart y'know.
Why are little kid coin banks known as "piggy banks" when they can be a cow or a dog or a cat?
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Post by peppermintpatti on Jul 7, 2008 22:48:28 GMT -8
Tradition.
Why do people spend good money on hideous shoes such as crocs and ugg boots?
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Post by xxys000 on Jul 8, 2008 0:29:52 GMT -8
Because there are people in the world like my sister.. (who I love by the way....but she's an odd little soul!)
How many bicycles are there in Beijing?
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Post by zat on Jul 8, 2008 0:45:46 GMT -8
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Post by alikat on Jul 8, 2008 5:03:20 GMT -8
Yes, but only in an abbey or monastery...
When you put 2 and 2 together, why doesn't it always make 4?
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Post by b@@b on Jul 8, 2008 5:30:17 GMT -8
Because 22 likes to randomly go on strike at the 4 Plant.
In 2007, how many critical vehicle accidents, in the world, were caused by a squirrel's dodgy road crossing tactics?
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Post by peppermintpatti on Jul 8, 2008 13:33:03 GMT -8
A lot.
Why do girls come in a store half naked and then complain about how cold it is?
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Post by drizzletown on Jul 8, 2008 14:47:29 GMT -8
Because, evidently, they realize that in ten years they won't want to be half-naked in public. Where can I live where there are no natural disasters?
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Post by KeeWee on Jul 8, 2008 15:06:23 GMT -8
Somewhere where there isn't any tornadoes, wildfires, flooding, hurricanes, etc. Not very many places because all parts of the country have something special that we wish they didn't.
Why is there a Burger KING but not a Burger QUEEN?
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Post by Kent67b on Jul 8, 2008 15:22:17 GMT -8
Because Dairy Queen is an only child.
Why do 99% of all lawyers give the rest of them a bad name?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2008 16:06:47 GMT -8
For the same reason 99% of teenagers give the rest of them a bad name! People love bad stories!
And to answer drizz's question too, we rarely get any natural disasters, it rains a bit (ok a lot!) and i only remember one "hurricane" which was only strong enough to take a couple of slates off our garage roof!
Do chavs (especially girls) actually think they look well?
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Post by peppermintpatti on Jul 8, 2008 16:29:30 GMT -8
Um.. what's a chav?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2008 16:45:30 GMT -8
A teenager who dresses in grey tracksuit bottoms, big runners, big hoodies, hoopy earrings/baseball caps...
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Post by KeeWee on Jul 8, 2008 17:01:04 GMT -8
Answer to ICF: Apparently, they haven't noticed everyone's expression of 'What are you wearing' because they are too busy looking at more of their style. Which I do see a lot of at the mall here. Ugly style.
Why do people choose the easiest passwords to something only for someone to be smart enough to guess it?
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Post by b@@b on Jul 8, 2008 17:07:03 GMT -8
hmmmm, it's a tough call....
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Post by b@@b on Jul 8, 2008 17:11:18 GMT -8
Why do people choose the easiest passwords to something only for someone to be smart enough to guess it? I see. So that's you who got into my credit card online acct. hmmf ..well, because I'mthey're a dunce!! Why do all the good workers end up being the ones laid off??
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Post by BILLI on Jul 8, 2008 17:19:32 GMT -8
because a union cant help seniority issues!
why do I get so mad when my overworked loving wonderful husband falls asleep and snores loudly on the couch?
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Post by chicksfan on Jul 8, 2008 17:40:12 GMT -8
Because snoring can be annoying... HA, I'm a poet and don't even know it..... Anyway.. Is there anything you'd tell on this message board that you've never told anyone else? As I type this, this thread is 99 pages long and I know no one will notice, but I did, and apparently I need a reading comprehension course...
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Post by b@@b on Jul 8, 2008 17:40:26 GMT -8
....ahhhh, Because you only wish you worked as hard. ;D
What's the big deal with lighting off expensive fireworks anyway??
eta:: well, duckie, we have us a heat on billi's '?'. But I think the site lists yours first because.....umm...yu been here longer, yeah....
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Post by chicksfan on Jul 8, 2008 17:53:27 GMT -8
Nay nay boob, being as I was a firecracker baby, me thinks me can answer your question... Because they are so dang cool!!! Uh... Coke or Pepsi?
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Post by b@@b on Jul 8, 2008 17:58:50 GMT -8
....and i'll be fair and answer yours from upward, Duckie... "Is there anything you'd tell on this message board that you've never told anyone else?"I already have. and now your latest.... Mt. Dew !!!! ;D Why do so many animals have tails anyway??
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