Post by DCXMMXVI on Jul 10, 2013 21:55:05 GMT -8
there is a breakout of a new type of skin condition that causes a large amount of warts on your body. its being referred to by an acronym Y.R.R.E.B. The illness is caused by a shipment of strawberries that were brought in to the united states from mexico. The FDA is still looking into the specific cause of the illness.
Y for yellow colored warts all over body.
R for redness in the eyes.
R for roughness all over skin.
E for excessive sweeting.
B for body odor.
if you have eaten a strawberry and notice anything similar to what is being called 'yrreb' warts, then you are quite gullible.
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I was eating breakfast at mcdonalds with the family when I was just kind of spaced out, staring at a package of strawberry jam. I don't know why, but I have a habbit of looking at words backwards to see if the spell other words. I noticed straw was warts backwards but unfortunately 'yrreb' didn't sound very...convincing. but I figured I would try to trick my the group anyway. I asked for a piece of paper explaining that I heard of a skin condition on the news and wasn't sure how to pronounce it, which is why I wanted the paper to spell it out. (it only works if it is written.) they bought it. my mom noticed 'yrreb' was berry backwards but ACTUALLY thought it was just a coincidence. love you mom, but come on lol. I couldn't hold in the laughter so the joke didn't last very long. anyways, if interested, see how many people you can trick.
Y for yellow colored warts all over body.
R for redness in the eyes.
R for roughness all over skin.
E for excessive sweeting.
B for body odor.
if you have eaten a strawberry and notice anything similar to what is being called 'yrreb' warts, then you are quite gullible.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I was eating breakfast at mcdonalds with the family when I was just kind of spaced out, staring at a package of strawberry jam. I don't know why, but I have a habbit of looking at words backwards to see if the spell other words. I noticed straw was warts backwards but unfortunately 'yrreb' didn't sound very...convincing. but I figured I would try to trick my the group anyway. I asked for a piece of paper explaining that I heard of a skin condition on the news and wasn't sure how to pronounce it, which is why I wanted the paper to spell it out. (it only works if it is written.) they bought it. my mom noticed 'yrreb' was berry backwards but ACTUALLY thought it was just a coincidence. love you mom, but come on lol. I couldn't hold in the laughter so the joke didn't last very long. anyways, if interested, see how many people you can trick.